Jenn Martinelli Blogging in Boston

Sorry to be gone so long. We are having computer/server changes taking place at home that meant my site was down for over a week. I should be back regularly now.

I'm too tired to have much to report at the moment, but we had to put our sweet sweet kitty Oliver to sleep last Monday night. He became suddenly very sick and had a tumor, probably cancer. He was the best cat ever. :(

First of all, these people are my new favorite people. I think their commerical is really kind of kick-ass. Of course, the bastards at CBS and NBC are refusing to air it because it's too contraversial (lots of other networks are airing it, including ABC Family, TNT, Fox, among others). Yeah, that's pretty contraversial. "Everybody is welcome in our church." What a horrifyingly contraversial message. Those crazy nuts at the United Church of Christ, when will they learn?

Hey, you're not doing anything important - I know that because you're reading this - so why not take a second to email CBS and NBC and tell them what you think about this?

This is pretty funny. I like the monkey shooting up. He must go to the Starbucks on School Street in Boston. That's where all the cool kids go to shoot up in the bathroom so that it has to be shut down and cleaned by people in bio-hazard suits which means us normal people who don't shoot up can't use the bathroom. Bastards.

This is my favorite part of this article:

Federal courts, he said, should defend people's right "to live in a republican form of government free from tyranny, whether that comes at the barrel of a gun or by the decree of a court."

Oh yes, the tyranny of tolerance. How oppressed you are as an intolerant biggot. I feel your pain. Asshole.

• Yep, I've been there.
• Well, I've never been that bad, but I've had some close calls.
• I've never had this problem but only because I've never been broke.
• No way, I'm rich and I also manage my finances perfectly.

Hope everyone had a great day! Rob and I went to Syracuse. More on that later.

Like this guy for instance.

I don't have anything new to say, but I just want to make sure that everyone understand that this guy is out of his mind. Evidence:

"During the campaign, he said he favored the death penalty for abortion providers and that he had heard there was "rampant lesbianism" in Oklahoma schools. He called state legislators "crapheads"..."

Ha ha, no more fox hunting for you, you old bastards. Kind of funny. I think it's interesting that it's such a kind of high-end sport for some reason, with the fancy red jackets and the horses. Meanwhile hunting in the US is all about goofy fluorescent orange camouflage and people accidentally shooting women in their backyards who live too close to deer country. What a world.

Learn more about it here. Former president Jimmy Carter and George Bush Sr. were there as well as good ol' Dubya and of course Clinton's family.

Are we sure we can't just make Clinton president for life? Maybe we can clone him. Get on it, Science.