Jenn Martinelli Blogging in Boston

But here's a little story at least.

This morning on my walk to work, I was crossing an intersection right about here. There is no light at this intersection, it's just a crosswalk and the only cars that can cross your path there are people making a left turn from Charles Street toward Park Plaza. (I was walking South on Charles Street.)

So in case you didn't know, drivers in Boston can be real assholes. Basically, people freely choose what traffic laws they feel like obeying and when. For example, at this intersection cars love to just turn left regardless of any pedestrians crossing or trying to cross the intersection. Now, I pay attention so I don't get killed, but I basically don't wait for cars, I just walk because there's no traffic light, which means pedestrians always get right of way.

This morning some fucker honked at me. First of all, you don't honk when you're wrong. Secondly, you don't honk at me in the morning, period.

You better believe I turned like a crazy person and screamed something to the effect of, "Fuck you I have the right of way, fucker!" whilst flipping him off.

Ladylike.

I totally suck ass at posting for like the last week or two. I don't really have any good excuse. I've been pretty busy, but I'm never not busy. I promise to be good and post regularly again, starting with some kind of catch up post tonight.

I'm very disappointed in you.

Oh, Colbert Report, you crack me up.

Make your own here

Don't know if I'll keep this up or not but I'm trying to keep track of my stuff somewhere and thought I'd try posting this. So you can all stalk me.

That makes me laugh. I beat you, Clementine.

Wicked.

That's it.

Now I'm pissed. That fucking bitch who yelled at me before is on a campaign to cause everyone in the neighborhood headaches because, I'm guessing, she has nothing better to do, hates dogs, and hates people who have dogs.

She has apparently complained so much that now Animal Control has to "show a presence" in the park on Phillips Street. Our roommate Heather ran into an animal control person there this morning with her dog, Cleo. The woman advised her to leash her dog and Heather talked to her a bit and found out some things. One of the things she found out was that, according to this woman from Animal Control, that park is "immaculate" every time she's been there. Much like all the other parks in the city, right? WRONG. The dog owners are taking care of it, bitches.

Well guess what bitchy Phillips Street lady? I don't think you're up to the challenge. I hear you have been writing lots of letters. Really? I don't think you've seen lots of letters yet bi-atch. I have plenty of capacity to write letters, and emails, and so do plenty of other people.

This is a call for anyone in the city or especially in the Beacon Hill area who would like to use the Phillips Street park as a dog park, an off-leash dog park specifically, and who is sick of nasty people being jerks just for the sake of it.

Please contact Boston Animal Control and the Parks Department and let them know what you think.

This quote made me laugh:

Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people.

James Russell Lowell

So my parents asked what we all want for Christmas.

Good question! I'd better get on that. I know there are probably legions of fans out there dying to know what they can send me. I'll let you all know as soon as I can, don't worry.

But I just have to add a little commentary here that this year, once again, stores had Christmas stuff out BEFORE HALLOWEEN which is totally ridiculous and unacceptable.

or more like 1 in 150,000.

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