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Wednesday, 23 May 2007

Once you pop...

...you can't stop.

From:   Melissa Aouci  
Sent:   Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:16 PM
To: Jennifer Martinelli
Subject:    RE: Once you pop

Dear Consumer;

That is our master plan. Soon we hope to take over 
the world. We already have your President, the rest 
of the world leaders will fall like dominoes.

Ever your master,
Pringles

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From:   Jennifer Martinelli  
Sent:   Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:05 PM
To: Melissa Aouci
Subject:    Once you pop

Dear Pringles Select,

Why can I not stop eating you until I have finished 
an entire bag in less than an hour? Are you laced 
with crack?

Your friend, 
Jenn

P.S. Oops, I think you should change your serving 
size due to the above-mentioned reason. Your calories 
would thenceforth be not 150 but 900 and your calories 
from fat not 80 but 480. That might slow me down next 
time.

Get with the program, NPR!

They are talking about some survey about Americans' favorite fast food or something and they just said that Chick-fil-A won "best chicken". The host then said, "Chick-what?" and the guest said, "Yeah, I know, I didn't know how to pronounce it either when I first saw it."

I'm very sad for you both that you've never had Chick-fil-A because it is in fact the best chicken sandwich EVER.

This must have been what I was listening to.

Crazy bad for your gourmet food

This is pretty interesting actually.

In light of this, have some Hostess cupcakes!

Wow, Americans are really really stupid

This guy is not exactly giving all of us a good name.

It reminds me of the genius in my high school in Ohio who asked our exchange student, Eva, shortly after meeting her, if she bought "all of her clothes" in the US. Yes, she arrived at the airport in a blanket, which is how people walk around Germany. We had to take her right to the mall to buy all her clothes. What?

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