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Sunday, 24 June 2007

All U Can Eat

son look at all the people in this restaurant
what do you think they weigh
now look out into the parking lot
at their SUVs taking all of the space

they give no fuck
they talk as loud as they want
they give no fuck
just as long as there's enough for them

gonna get on the microphone down at walmart
talk about some shit that's been on my mind
talk about the state of this great nation of ours
people look to your left, yeah look to your right

they give no fuck
they buy as much as they want
they give no fuck
just as long as there's enough for them

son look at the people lining up for plastic
wouldn't you like to see them in the national geographic
squatting bare-assed in the dirt eating rice from a bowl
with a towel on their head and maybe a bone in their nose

see that asshole with the peace sign on his license plate
giving me the finger and running me out of his lane
god made us number one cause he loves us the best
well he should go bless someone else for a while and give us a rest

they give no fuck
yeah and everyone can see
they give no fuck
we've eaten all that we can eat

Ben Folds

Propose the ring?

I don't even really know what to say about this except, have you seen the commercial? Maybe there's more than one but I've only seen one. Thank goodness for DVRs because Rob and I were like, WHAT? and had to rewind it and watch it 2 more times.

This is wicked funny! Oh Durex, you jokesters.

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