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        <description>Where I'm always right and no one can argue with me.</description>
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            <title>Hell's Kitchen</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/TV/hellskitchenstupidmatt#hellskitchenstupidmatt</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p><img src="http://jennmartinelli.net/images/photos/matt_hellskitchen.jpg" alt="Stupid Matt" title="" /></p>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:29:56 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>On high heels</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Quotes/gingerrogers#gingerrogers</link>
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<p>(Source: allposters.com)</p>

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  <p>Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.</p>
  
  <p>Faith Whittlesey</p>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:38:00 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>The Simpsons are right</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/TV/simpsonsrightlasik#simpsonsrightlasik</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p>I feel like that's probably something I'll find myself saying a lot in general.</p>

<p>Oh, Homer, if only people had <a href="http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF15">taken your example</a> and thought twice about getting <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/consumer/story/2008/04/24/lasik-panel.html">Lasik eye surgery</a>.</p>

<p>I'm glad I never did this.</p>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:37:21 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Billy loves the park!</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Photos/billyinpark#billyinpark</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p>We need to take some photos of Billy on a walk or two in his <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_Bay_Fens">new park</a>, but here's an older one of him in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Common">Boston Common</a> from a few years ago.</p>

<p>What a big doggie smile!</p>

<p><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2042/2438803868_3dae9ecfa4.jpg?v=0" alt="Billy in park" title="I LOVE THE PARK!" /></p>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:14:36 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Dunkin Donuts, you can suck it</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/TV/fuckyoupapelbonanddd#fuckyoupapelbonanddd</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p>I despise the stupid Dunkin Donuts commercial with Papelbon at his locker after a game and an endless line of "everyday people" coming up to slap his ass and say "Good game!"</p>

<p>This is apparently because they are all so happy to get something free at Dunkin Donuts after the game. I can't even follow the point of the commercial because I'm so distressed by the dumber than dirt look on Papelbon's face. He just looks so stupid. Like he's trying to figure out  something really hard, not act in a Dunkin Donuts commercial.</p>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:37:26 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Don't worry Beacon Hill, people are pigs in The Fenway too</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Boston/pigsonboylston#pigsonboylston</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p>Although there were definitely some pigs <a href="http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Boston/garbageagain">next door to us</a> on Beacon Hill, the trend continues in our new neighborhood.</p>

<p>We have a compactor at the back of our building which is awesome because you can throw out your garbage any time you want, not only certain days of the week, plus it's kind of excellent to activate it and watch it smash all the garbage.</p>

<p>Anyway, but almost every time I go down there, someone has thrown in too much garbage without running the compactor or lazily put their garbage somewhere in the general vicinity but definitely not inside the compactor, or something similar. It's really ridiculous. </p>

<p>And here's a new one. It's one thing, I suppose, if it's very full. But just now I took garbage down there and it barely had anything in it and everything was all crushed down to the bottom - plenty of room. But there was trash strewn all over the ground and other parts of the compacter, not in it. The reason?</p>

<p>From what I can tell, everyone was too lazy to lift the rubber doors to place their garbage inside. I mean really, how lazy are people? That's kind of like being too lazy to open your own door so you can leave your apartment. WTF?</p>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:28:58 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Billy pic of the day</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Photos/billytalking#billytalking</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p>And here is a funny old picture of Billy I happened across while going through photos a little.</p>

<p>He looks like he's really got something to say!</p>

<p><img src="http://jennmartinelli.net/images/photos/billy_talking.jpg" alt="Billy talks" title="Get that camera out of my face!" /></p>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:41:00 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Old as the hills</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Photos/collegephotofun#collegephotofun</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p>So this year is my ten year reunion at <a href="http://www.smith.edu">college</a>, which is fairly traumatic in some ways. </p>

<p>But, luckily it's also a good reason for a bunch of us to head back out to Northampton and catch up, which I'm looking forward to.</p>

<p>In any case, on that note, I thought I'd share a fun photo from the good old days. Here I am trying to force Clementine to be in a picture with me after, if I remember correctly, also forcing her to put on lipstick. Yeah, we were cool like that. Please notice the Dr. Pepper on my desk as well as the lovely collection of cassette tapes. Excellent. Also, my ghost-like complexion is from the flash - I kind of look like a vampire.</p>

<p><img src="http://jennmartinelli.net/images/photos/jenn_clementine_college_2007_01.jpg" alt="Jenn and Clementine" title="Hold still Clementine!" /></p>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:25:00 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>WTF?</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Crazies/omfg#omfg</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://www.marrydave.com/1.html">Oh my fucking God</a>. That's all.</p>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:33:47 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Ah, the joys of life in the city</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Boston/specialcitysmells#specialcitysmells</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p>This morning I was awakened partly by a weird chemical-y burn-y smell in the apartment. It kind of freaked me out, I was half out of it wondering  if something was on fire or melting on a radiator or something but couldn't find anything to attribute it to in the apartment.</p>

<p>Then, I took Billy out and discovered the smell is much worse outside the building. However, do you think I could locate the source of said smell? No.</p>

<p>It kind of smells like it might be a road being paved somewhere but I saw nothing all up and down Boylston or within my view of Park Drive so whatever it is, it smells so bad that without even being in my sight it's smelling up the whole neighborhood and the inside of my apartment.</p>

<p>Awesome.</p>

<p>Thanks, Boston!</p>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:29:24 -0400</pubDate>
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