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Saturday, 02 August 2008

In the Fenway it's all class ALL THE TIME.

Two lovely scenarios that I just witnessed taking Billy the dog outside:

Scene 1

There was a girl standing outside talking to a friend when her rather excitable dog (maybe a puppy) pulled its leash out of her hand and took off. She was chasing it around in the road amidst kind of a lot of traffic in a panic while the dog of course merrily ignored her, loping around the general area.

Some fucking douchebags on the stoop next to mine called out "Get hit!"

When a guy who I think was the person the girl was talking to before the dog escaped said, "Shut the fuck up!" on his way past to go help her grab the dog, the original douchebag continued, "I'm just saying, that dog is all 'that bitch keeps me locked up! I want to run around!'"

What the fucking fuck? Seriously. That guy needs to get whacked in the face with a fucking baseball bat.

Fortunately, she quickly caught the dog and all was well. But she then sat on the curb looking panicked and distraught petting the dog. Obviously upset. Because, you know, she's probably a human being unlike the piece of fucking garbage yelling from the front step where it's apparently AWESOME to hang out at 12:30 in the morning.

Scene 2

On my way back across the street with Billy, I walked past a guy sitting on the curb at the gas station screaming into a cell phone, "Oh there's gonna be trouble if you don't leave right now. If you don't leave I'm calling the cops. Are you leaving? You're not leaving? You better come pick me up right now. You're not picking me up? Oh, you're not picking me up? You're seriously not picking me up? YOU'RE SERIOUSLY NOT PICKING ME UP? YOU BETTER PICK ME UP RIGHT NOW!"

Um.

Awesome.

Posted: Aug 02, 2008 00:57

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