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Oh, snap!

Me and Billy just had it out with the crazy bitch who yells at people who take their dogs to the park on Phillips Street.

Here's what happened. It was just a few minutes ago, about 10:30pm. The park closes at 11pm. I took Billy there and he was happily sniffing the leaves when he got close to a back patio where someone's dog was outside. That dog came over and started barking and Billy starting barking back, for all of about 20 seconds. I grabbed him and pulled him away and he stopped barking at the same time that the other dog's owner was doing the same thing.

Then, I'm already taking Billy to leave the park and crazy lady opens her window and yells indignantly, "Get your dog out of the park before I call the police!"

Oh, I don't think so bitch.

"What are you going to call the police about?" I yell back.

She says, "There's a lot of barking and it's very late!"

I say, "They barked for about 20 seconds and have stopped now and it's not past park hours so go ahead and call the police, psycho!"

I'M SO MAD! Whatever you crazy bitch! Don't even think for one second that you get to be the boss of me! I only wish I knew your face so I could tell you off in the daylight at close range.

So this is official word to anybody who reads this who knows who that crazy bitch is. Tell her to mind her fucking business or move because she lives in a goddamn city and you've got to be fucking kidding me.

If you want peace and quiet move to fucking Ohio (though I'm pretty sure they have barking dogs there too).

This reminds me of when we lived in Somerville and had a neighbor who used to ask us to please remove the windchimes on our back porch because it disturbed the silence of their CITY APARTMENT.

  • Posted: Oct 15, 2006 10:55pm EDT
  • Category: /Boston/
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