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Billy the dog

Billy the dog is our puppy. He's not a puppy at all, he's over nine and a half years old, but we call him our puppy. When I say "our" I mean the [[bio-badboy badboy family]].

Billy has attitude and battitude. He is a grump and a bully and a bit anti-social. But he is also very sweet and cute. He is clearly the best-looking dalmation I have seen around, though he's not a showdog by the AKC's standards. Of course, if he met someone from the AKC he would bite them so who cares?

Billy has a serious drooling problem and is a crazy creature of habit. If you don't immediately give him a biscuit or his dinner when he comes in from outside he stands in the kitchen loudly demanding it. If you dare to eat anything ever he drools about a tablespoon of drool per second. The smartest thing we've ever done is to get a bar-height table in our new apartment so he can't get his drool on us, or steal food off the table.

Rumor has it that Billy went through obedience training but I'm still doubtful.