Bridget is a turtle. A red-eared snapper. I believe she was a 20th birthday present for Heather. Why she's not living in Kansas I don't really know. I keep telling Heather I'm going to ship her out there.
We need to build Bridget a better habitat but her tank did just get cleaned so she should be pretty happy. Of course she's not, and she makes frequent escapes, which involve her plunging 4+ feet to the hardwood floor. Luckily she has that whole hard-shell turtle thing going for her.