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I got in trouble for introducing Heather as Rob Reed's ex-girlfriend, but it's true. That was how I thought of her when I first met her anyway. Now I can't believe they dated for one second because I would have thought they'd murder each other. Ha ha.
Heather Rose is Rob Reed's ex-girlfriend. Gross. They are also best friends since they've known each other for a long time - they were something like 13 maybe when they met. But Heather or Rob Reed will have to specify that, I'm not precisely sure.
Like lots of best friends, they also sometimes hate each other, but it never lasts.
Heather is back in Boston after a long stint in Manhattan, Kansas, going to vet school. She now owes us free vet care for life (our lives, not the lives of our pets). Speaking of which, we may be having an at-home clinic where she gives Billy shots soon!
Heather likes to think she is the Queen of France which means everyone is too nice to her for no reason. Other than her royal status of course. She also likes to "examine" pets against their will now. She also frequently threatens to steal other people's babies. So keep a close eye on your dog and your kid.
Heather, Rob Reed and I make up the unoriginally named "badboy family", which is what Heather dubbed us at some point. We are a dysfunctional family but some kind of family nonetheless.