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Monday, 29 September 2008

This just in!

Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise without your prior consent. I got your contact from a professional database found on the internet.

I have been contacted by an erstwhile freedom fighter who now wishes to channel his money into productive ventures instead of war; he is looking at real estate property and commodities as a thought but opened to any professional advice on investment you might propose.

I will relay other pertinent information as soon as I hear from you.

Regards,

Tunde Samson

Wow, Tunde, it is a shame that all my money is tied up with that Nigerian prince guy, otherwise I totally would be into pursuing real estate investments with you.

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 00:26

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Friday, 18 April 2008

WTF?

Oh my fucking God. That's all.

Posted: Apr 18, 2008 15:33

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Thursday, 30 August 2007

I have to say it: what the hell is wrong with people?

Seriously.

I want someone who's not out of his/her mind (therefore, preferably someone I know in real life) to explain to me what the possible benefit is of a colonic. I think it sounds like a stupid idea that some asshole made up and got "healthy" people to buy into.

No thanks. I'd rather drown in a vat of peanut butter. And if you know how I feel about peanut butter, you'll be impressed.

Posted: Aug 30, 2007 16:31

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Friday, 23 February 2007

Crazies out today?

Are the crazies out in full force today? I'm not sure yet but so far I submit the following evidence:

  1. A too-long conversation I couldn't escape from (because I was trapped in an elevator) with a courier at my building about how I have great skin so I shouldn't start smoking (I don't think skin is the primary health concern related to smoking last time I checked) and about how he wished we would call earlier in the morning for our packages going to one particular office because he goes there every morning by 9. Um, yeah, but what if we don't have a package going there till 10? Then we probably can't call you and have you pick it up at 8, right? Crazy.
  2. A random delivery guy in a cheese truck honked and waved at me. When I made a face and gesture like, Why are you honking at me, I don't know you? he did it again. Great, I have a cheese truck boyfriend.
  3. Nobody in CVS knew how to stand in line. I mean no one. It was like I had just been transported to Germany or something. (Germans don't know how to stand in line. Seriously.)

Posted: Feb 23, 2007 11:11

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