Are the crazies out in full force today? I'm not sure yet but so far I submit the following evidence:
- A too-long conversation I couldn't escape from (because I was trapped in an elevator) with a courier at my building about how I have great skin so I shouldn't start smoking (I don't think skin is the primary health concern related to smoking last time I checked) and about how he wished we would call earlier in the morning for our packages going to one particular office because he goes there every morning by 9. Um, yeah, but what if we don't have a package going there till 10? Then we probably can't call you and have you pick it up at 8, right? Crazy.
- A random delivery guy in a cheese truck honked and waved at me. When I made a face and gesture like, Why are you honking at me, I don't know you? he did it again. Great, I have a cheese truck boyfriend.
- Nobody in CVS knew how to stand in line. I mean no one. It was like I had just been transported to Germany or something. (Germans don't know how to stand in line. Seriously.)