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Tuesday, 05 August 2008

Has no one heard that CRACK IS BAD FOR YOU?

Because I saw no fewer than 3 quite prominent ASS CRACKS on various ladies in our fine city in the course of one 24-hour period, and I wasn't even looking for them. I'm sure if I had been I would have seen many more.

Along with all my cautions about skinny jeans and properly colored underwear under white things, I must now add the following obvious cautions for women regarding their private areas:

  1. First of all, your ass crack is a private area. Random strangers in public should not be accosted with it.
  2. If you honestly do not have a single friend/significant other or any sort of companion who can tell you when your ass crack is hanging out, play it safe and wear high-waisted everything. With a belt. And possibly suspenders.
  3. Please, ladies, if you are going to wear low-waisted pants (hey, I get it, I find them very comfy and flattering in general) I beg you to just be CONSCIOUS of what's going on in the lower back area. I am quite certain that I have never once shown the general public my ass crack. Try wearing a shirt that goes below your rib cage. Or, you know, noticing the breeze ON YOUR BARE ASS.

For God's sake, seriously.

Posted: Aug 05, 2008 17:27

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