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Wednesday, 23 May 2007

Once you pop...

...you can't stop.

From:   Melissa Aouci  
Sent:   Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:16 PM
To: Jennifer Martinelli
Subject:    RE: Once you pop

Dear Consumer;

That is our master plan. Soon we hope to take over 
the world. We already have your President, the rest 
of the world leaders will fall like dominoes.

Ever your master,
Pringles

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From:   Jennifer Martinelli  
Sent:   Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:05 PM
To: Melissa Aouci
Subject:    Once you pop

Dear Pringles Select,

Why can I not stop eating you until I have finished 
an entire bag in less than an hour? Are you laced 
with crack?

Your friend, 
Jenn

P.S. Oops, I think you should change your serving 
size due to the above-mentioned reason. Your calories 
would thenceforth be not 150 but 900 and your calories 
from fat not 80 but 480. That might slow me down next 
time.

Posted: May 23, 2007 14:26

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