My friend at work, B.

That's a direct quote.
... about how it's just as relevant/easy/worthwhile to share fun short little things on a blog as it is on a service like Facebook or Twitter or G+... I thought I would share the below "memed" photo of my friend S.'s cat, Moses. He has some issues.

She said, "See this? Looks like he's walking, right? He hasn't moved in 3 minutes."
I love the whole flash mob phenomenon a lot. What I like about it is that it just injects a lot of fun and goodwill into a boring everyday scene. The passersby always get so much delight out of it, and it seems so super fun to be a part of. In the spirit of trying to inject a little delight and fun into your day, here are some of my favorites (although really, every new one I see becomes a favorite):
Prudential Center Flash Mob Wedding - who doesn't love a wedding?
I present the 1998 Tazewell, Virginia ASP Staff "Quote Book":
Did you know that Peter Gabriel had a siamese twin for six years? - Jozwik
Doesn't matter to me. I'm easy. - Emily
I don't eat ham unless it's necessary. Like when I'm at my grandma's. - Emily
Well, I had my pants on. - Emily
I loved childhood. That's why I'm still in it. - Jozwik
I don't help anybody. That's my motto. - Jozwik
You better hop your happy hiney in there and help Emily! - Julie
My train isn't bound for glory, it's bound for ice cream. - Emily
You are such a weirdo. - Emily
The way I retaliate is GAS! - Jozwik
Tooting is not allowed! - Julie
If you have a visitor in the school, they have to leave... no matter how nice they are. - Jerry Cromer (The principal of the school where we were staying. This was over the PA system.)
I don't like to look at it while I eat. - Julie
I've got the patience of a small owl. - Jozwik
This crust is fabulous! / If I had a nickel for every time I heard that one... - Julie, Jenn
You're kind of a problem. - Emily
There's just something about chore charts and Wednesdays that makes me mad. - Jozwik
Why don't YOU sell your body so we can go to Sam's Club? - Julie
Let me tell you something about this picture frame in water - it's not flattering. - Jenn
Craig Beavers, come to the office - FAST! - Announcement over the PA
Try it. It hurts. - Jozwik
Time out... my watch smells. - Jozwik
How about a stand-up routine with Eskimos... small Eskimo boys running around me in circles... - Jozwik
Was I better on the cot last night? - Jozwik
Jen who? - Jozwik
I like trees to die young. That's how I feel about people too. - Jozwik
Wait, you talked to MY boyfriend and I wasn't there? - Julie
I just sing what people think. - Jozwik
I don't WRITE your mom, I LAY your mom. - Jozwik
Well, you're the Center Director - go buy it. - Jozwik
Yeah, I saw a dead toddler on the side of the road... - Jenn
Neo-Nazis need home repair too. - Ermer
Those hands aren't crazy! I know your games! - Ermer
Time's on rollerskates, man! - Jozwik
They haven't always had modern medicine. - Emily
I'm all about getting my hands on any kind of raw meat you can imagine. - Julie
Oh no, y'all... my good jeans are washing. That means i have to wear my crap jeans. That makes me sad! - Julie
Raccoons don't talk. - Julie
Don't worry nature, I still care about you. - Jozwik
I'm just not going to talk anymore because it's all so stupid. - Emily
How much would it cost to rent a hovercraft? - Jozwik
There were a couple of newbies who wanted to hop-a-doodle. - Jozwik
I try to channel for at least half the day. / Great, when can we change the channel? - Jozwik, Jardine
I'm a prick 24 hours a day, my friend. - Jozwik
Actually, we experimented. I like to show rather than tell. - Julie
I like my meat wet. - Julie
Why are we all against the the ants? Why don't we feed the ants? - Jozwik
That was the best thing I've ever put in my body...I mean, my mouth. Except for last night. - Julie
Looks like you're about to share more than just your baloney sandwich! - Trojan Man
Right there, baby. You can still smell the chlorine. - Julie
Please don't touch me. Don't touch me all day long. - Julie
Pigtails and crazy - that's me! - Emily
Here - take a picture with this hooker. - Jason P. Kennedy
Wait, my boobs don't hurt. I'm not PMS-ing yet. - Jenn
Well, you shouldn't be messing with your nipples. - Jenn
Dude, I promise you I know the female anatomy backwards and forwards. - Jozwik
You just called me ass-face you jerk-off! You're a dick. - Julie
Please note that Jozwik is heavily featured. He was definitely the most quotable. Also please notice our steady corruption of Julie over the course of the summer. I especially enjoy that the final quote is hers. It was of course, directed at Jozwik.
Just this picture scares me half to death:

Anyway, but if you're interested, here is an article on MSN about "record breaking" roller coasters. I can appreciate some stuff about them and why they are in theory cool, but I can't ride anything that has a hill on it. That's most coasters of course. (Not the Rock'n'Roller coaster at MGM studios, which I LOVE.)
Enjoy all you crazy fear-freaks!
Testing out a new online polling service.
Sorry but this is completely hilarious to me right now. Facebook in pirate. Observe:






Wow. I don't even know what else to say really.
Check out the magic fart stoppers this company is selling.
Apparently used on the set of Chuck.
I stole this from Sarah because I felt guilty about my recent mean posts and thought I owed it to my devoted readers to give you a little fun. So, here are the rules for this game:
OK, have fun!
(The real challenge here will be if enough people read my blog to guess all of these! I can't make Clementine responsible for all of them...)
I got this from Clementine.
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often or ever), please post a comment with a completely made up, fictional memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your blog and see what your friends come up with.