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What the fucking fuck, China?

Sorry for the downer folks but here's a wonderful newsflash for today: the fucking geniuses in a community in China have apparently ordered the slaughter of all dogs because of some rabies cases.

Hey fucking morons - there's something called a "vaccine". You MAY HAVE heard of it. I acknowledge that maybe you have not because you are obviously FUCKING STUPID, but there's a small chance. In case you have not heard of a "vaccine", here is the definition of vaccine for you. Take a minute to go read it.

All set?

OK. Now, let's talk about what the fucking hell is wrong with you if you feel fine about running around in dog killing squads beating the poor things to death. Actually, I can't talk about that because there are literally no words to describe all the things that are wrong with you. I could fill a whole page with the words YOU ARE FUCKING EVIL over and over again and it wouldn't be enough.

So, in response to the debate in Baltimore about why people are more upset about a puppy being set on fire than about people being shot - this is why. Because people are fucking evil, and dogs are not. It's pretty simple actually. I'm obviously not saying that every person who gets shot is evil, but I'm saying that as a whole, people are pretty awful and dogs are not capable of being awful unless they are tortured into it by - wait for it - PEOPLE. Full circle - people being evil again.

So, the lesson for today is, be sweet to your dog and don't spend too much time being sweet to the general public. Especially if you live in China.

Oh, and FUCK OFF, CHINA.

  • Posted: Jun 15, 2009 5:14pm EDT
  • Category: /Horrible/
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