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I bet the Nazis sat in chairs too.

I am basically so sick of everything about politics that I barely can even bear to say anything about it because it just makes me want to punch everyone in the throat. People are absolutely out of their freaking minds. But I had to say something about this because it's been bothering me since yesterday morning and I just can't stop thinking about the sheer ridiculousness of it.

Boston is one of the cities where you can get the free Metro paper. If you haven't seen it before, their motto is something like "all the news you need in 15 minutes". The idea is that you can read this very short paper with very abbreviated stories and get an overview of lots of things in a short period of time.

Anyway, yesterday a letter from a reader caught my eye because the synopsis that the paper chose to highlight was something like "Hitler Had National Healthcare Too".

I hadn't seen the article it was in response to but it's irrelevant.. It was a short letter and the guy's main point was that we had better watch out because not only did Hitler also have national healthcare, he had an environmental agency similar to our EPA too! <sarcasm> Well folks, that's it, case closed. Apparently our government is actually full of Nazis. </sarcasm>

You know what else I bet the Nazis had? Chairs. I bet they sat in chairs. I bet they also cut their hair with scissors. And, they probably gave birth to babies.

Following this genius's logic, I am pretty sure that makes every human being on the planet a Nazi.

Or, if you just focus on his point about healthcare, then I guess countries such as The Netherlands, France, and Canada are all actually ruled by the Nazi party! Who knew?

Wow, those Nazis are a sneaky bunch.

What a fucking idiot.