On the heels of Earth Day last week, even though I'm kind of an annoying complain-y jerk and also lazy, I would like to point out that I actually do care about things like recycling, reducing my carbon footprint, being less wasteful in general, etc., etc.
And now on to a favorite topic of mine: space junk! Listen guys, that imaginary future time when we're off jetting around the universe like Star Trek is never going to happen if we completely surround our planet with garbage.
Serenity now.