Now the TSA is "randomly" swabbing hands for "explosive materials".
TSA to swab airline passengers' hands
Fabulous. Here's a problem:
Because some legal substances -- such as fertilizers and heart medicines -- can result in "false positives," Stanley said the ACLU also wants to ensure that people who test positive be treated respectfully.
Thanks, ACLU, for looking out for us while The Man tries to find another way to make us miserable.
Oh, hi, 80 year old grandmother, you have swabbed positive! Break out the handcuffs! What's that? You are taking heart medicine? Suck it Grandma, you're going down.
Welcome to 2010. Enjoy your post body-cavity-search and naked x-ray machine and hand-swabbing flight!