Here you go, kids:

Passion Play

It's a wonder and it's a miracle it turned out this way
After all this time I'm yours and you're mine, we're together today
I was such a fool to be so afraid of that thing they call love
I forgot my fear we're standing here, what was I afraid of?

Can't quite get enough so we strut our stuff acting our lives away
Life's a tragedy and it's a comedy but it should be a passion play
We're off of the book we're gonna leap and not look and what happens now is unknown
Yes I caved but I feel saved - now I'm not alone

Everything is crazy, tell me something new
Ceases to amaze me I'm standing here with you

In the final act I know it's a fact that the curtain will fall
When the play is through I'll be next to you
We'll be takin' our curtain call
We're gonna hang up the costumes, take off the make up, shut the dressing room door
Then it's me and you 1 disguised as 2 and twice as good as before

Everybody's crazy, tell me something new
Ceases to amaze me I'm standing here with you

It's a wonder and it's a miracle it turned out this way
After all this time I'm yours and you're mine, we're together today
I was such a fool to be so afraid of that crazy thing called love
I forgot my fear we're standing here, what was I afraid of?
I forgot my fear we're standing here, what was I afraid of?

If you were falling
then I would catch you
you need a light
I'll find a match

'cause I love
the way you say 'good morning'
and you take me the way I am

Anyway, so I bought it from iTunes. The other day I got an email from Borders about a performance by her at their #01 store in Ann Arbor Michigan and I clicked over and listened to it a bit.

Now my new obsession is her song "Breakable" which I also bought on iTunes. I probably will just end up buying the album.

And you fastened my seatbelt
because it is the law
in your two-ton death trap
I finally saw
a piece of love in your face
that bathed me in regret
then you drove me to places
I'll never forget

And we are so fragile
and our cracking bones make noise
and we are just breakable breakable breakable
girls and boys

It's very pretty, melodic music, and I like her voice a lot.

Check it out if you're interested.

• Your Song - Elton John
• Somebody to Love - Jefferson Airplane
• What's Going On? - Marvin Gaye
• City of New Orleans - Arlo Guthrie
• Morning Has Broken - Cat Stevens
• Summer in the City - The Lovin' Spoonful
• San Francisco - Scott McKenzie
• Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison
• Here's To the Music - The Doobie Brothers
• California Dreamin' - The Mammas and the Pappas
• Abraham, Martin and John - Dion
• Leaving On a Jet Plane - Peter Paul and Mary
• Turn Turn Turn - The Byrds

I love this stuff! It's true.

Too bad you felt the need to say this in Rolling Stone:

I'm King Kong. Kanye is human. Humans run when they see King Kong, because they're scared.

But who really thinks you're going to retire?

The whole album is great. The songs are really catchy and they're all pretty hilarious. If you appreciate clever/funny lyrics (see the title of this post) you should really check her out.

son look at all the people in this restaurant
what do you think they weigh
now look out into the parking lot
at their SUVs taking all of the space

they give no fuck
they talk as loud as they want
they give no fuck
just as long as there's enough for them

gonna get on the microphone down at walmart
talk about some shit that's been on my mind
talk about the state of this great nation of ours
people look to your left, yeah look to your right

they give no fuck
they buy as much as they want
they give no fuck
just as long as there's enough for them

son look at the people lining up for plastic
wouldn't you like to see them in the national geographic
squatting bare-assed in the dirt eating rice from a bowl
with a towel on their head and maybe a bone in their nose

see that asshole with the peace sign on his license plate
giving me the finger and running me out of his lane
god made us number one cause he loves us the best
well he should go bless someone else for a while and give us a rest

they give no fuck
yeah and everyone can see
they give no fuck
we've eaten all that we can eat

Ben Folds

You may have heard one of their songs in this iTunes ad.

Anyway, if you don't believe me, trust Charlie (see his Must List) or NPR.

Basically you just need to watch it. With sound.