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            <title>OK Barack, you're on notice</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Politics/obamacansuckit#obamacansuckit</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p>You're on my shit list and it's not even close to 1 year into your term. Did all my readers realize what a ridiculous lame-ass mess the <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/16/obama.same.sex.benefits/index.html">federal benefits thing he just signed for same-sex partners</a> is? Not even health benefits? Dude, I ASSUMED we were talking about standard benefits like health insurance, decision-making powers in medical situations, etc.</p>

<p>Who the hell cares that someone can take sick leave now to take care of their partners? I don't think this is anyone's primary concern. I think I could figure out how to take a fucking sick day of my own if my partner was sick, but I might have trouble figuring out how the fuck to pay her doctor's bills and pay for her prescriptions, since I can't cover her under my federal health insurance.</p>

<p>WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK YOU LAME ASSHOLE? Way to completely go back on a bunch of promises, chicken out, and be a total douchebag. Thanks, President Douchebag.</p>

<p>I'm out.  </p>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:20:36 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Please, no</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Politics/palin_no#palin_no</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h21ZbzgPbTVRftcJPT5vkHkonY5QD94CPRCO0">No, Sarah Palin</a>. Just, no.</p>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:48:57 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>But BOO to California</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Politics/electionday_2008_p2#electionday_2008_p2</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p>I can't find anything declaring a definitive call on <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/05/BA3B13UM63.DTL&amp;type=politics">Prop 8</a> but it looks bad.</p>

<p>CA, what gives? Don't you want to be cool and, you know, not hateful? Like MA?</p>

<p>And apparently proponents of Prop 8 don't like it when <a href="http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/Outrageous-No-8-TV-Ad/story.aspx?guid={55476444-9DC7-452A-A850-E58EF0F64BDF}">other people play dirty</a>. It's interesting how upset you get about "intolerance" and "bigotry" when it's directed at you, huh? Hmmm. What an interesting conundrum. I wonder how to resolve it?</p>

<p>(Hint: try not being intolerant and bigoted. Studies show it works, you fucking self-congratulatory jackasses.)</p>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 11:06:52 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Breathing easier...</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Politics/electionday_2008#electionday_2008</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/05/election.president/index.html?eref=rss_topstories">Halle-fucking-lujah.</a></p>

<p><img src="https://donate.barackobama.com/page/smartproxy/www.barackobama.com/images/thankyou_banner.jpg" alt="Obama and Biden" height="139" width="380" /></p>

<p>Also, I'm really proud of Massachusetts for <a href="http://www.protectdogs.org/index.php">banning greyhound racing</a> as well.</p>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:46:00 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Stealing lines from a Chris Rock movie? That ain't right!</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Politics/omg_thataintright#omg_thataintright</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p>Seriously, Obama. Now you're stealing <a href="http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/10/obama-uses-heal.html">lame catch phrases</a> from one of the <a href="http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/040303/mov_20030403020.shtml">worst movies</a> of all time?</p>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 20:56:37 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>And please take this advice</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Politics/and_dothis#and_dothis</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://robreed.net/weblog/politics/us/vote_for_whats_right_not_whats_right_for_you.html">Pay fucking attention</a>. Or fuck off and go jump off a bridge or something. You're useless to me.</p>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:23:25 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Get some learnin' people.</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Politics/robreed_tellsit#robreed_tellsit</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p>robreed tells it like <a href="http://robreed.net/weblog/politics/us/proposed12trillion_bank_bail_out1.html">it is</a>.</p>

<p>What the fuck, America? Seriously.</p>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:21:38 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>GWB explains...</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Politics/gwb_explains_money#gwb_explains_money</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p>the financial industry:</p>

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  <p>Apparently there are a lot of interlinks in the financial industry</p>
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<p>and</p>

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  <p>Well you know, AIG came along and then Lehman came along and of course they declared bankruptcy. Then AIG came along and it turns out the house of cards, well it got a lot bigger.</p>
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<p>Wow.</p>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:22:13 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Back up with hate</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Politics/suckitpalin#suckitpalin</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p>Sorry but Pam Anderson saying that <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/11/pam-anderson-sarah-palin_n_125777.html">Palin can suck it</a> is really kind of hilarious.</p>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 03:45:20 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Lipstick on a pig and other reasons to hate Republicans</title>
            <link>http://jennmartinelli.net/weblog/Politics/ohmygod_seriously#ohmygod_seriously</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <p>First of all, I saw something about this whole <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/09/10/politics/animal/main4433795.shtml">"lipstick on a pig"</a> fiasco on TV last night for about 8 seconds as we were going to bed and I said, "You're fucking kidding me, right? OF COURSE McCain's stupid campaign is now going to allege that Obama is calling Palin a pig because then they can cry 'sexism'!"</p>

<p>Of course they are. Seriously, how fucking <strong>D-U-M-B</strong> is the average voter if they fall for this crap? Dear everyone: if you don't understand that this is an idiom used frequently, even in politics (even by McCain! about! Hilary! Clinton! ACK!), and that it is not used to call people pigs, then you fucking get what you deserve as far as the election goes.</p>

<p>Secondly, robreed made an <a href="http://robreed.net/weblog#daily_show_rnc2008_clips">excellent post</a> that you should really go read. It includes some really unbelievable clips from the Daily Show if you haven't already seen them, of Fox News pundits clearly displaying their own hypocrisy. Kind of ridiculous really.</p>

<p>Don't interpret this as me being a big Obama fan because I'm not. I'm disgusted with the whole lot. But I really fucking hate McCain and the dumb as shit campaign he is running, as well as his creepy running mate.</p>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:41:47 -0400</pubDate>
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