I despise the stupid Dunkin Donuts commercial with Papelbon at his locker after a game and an endless line of "everyday people" coming up to slap his ass and say "Good game!"
This is apparently because they are all so happy to get something free at Dunkin Donuts after the game. I can't even follow the point of the commercial because I'm so distressed by the dumber than dirt look on Papelbon's face. He just looks so stupid. Like he's trying to figure out something really hard, not act in a Dunkin Donuts commercial.