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I heart the Simpsons

Regarding a professional basketball team Mr. Burns just won in a poker game:

If they're acting sluggish, just slip some steroids into their cocaine. - Texan

Homer's reaction to hearing that all the bees in the world are dying:

Oh no, no more bees? Now who will sting me and walk all over my sandwiches? - Homer